Shanzai Telephone Poles

“Hey, boss. I’ve got a great idea to save us time and money running those fiber-optic cables up the canal!”

“Really? What?”

“We use the trees instead of phone poles.”

“Brilliant! We still charge the same price, but we save the cost of installing and maintaining the poles. By the time this becomes a problem, we’ll be long gone and they’ll never find us. You’re a genius! I’ll even split the savings with you 80/20”




“Good. Now get to work.”