Alt-Wrong

Last weekend, the so-called “alt-right” proved themselves to be fascist thugs, not conservatives.

From now on, they are the “alt-Reich.” They are a nauseating disgrace to anything even remotely resembling modern conservatives, and manage to make reactionaries look progressive.

From the Editor’s Desk

Due to unavoidable cuts in our annual budget for stoneware, the Deputy Assistant Vice-Publisher has mandated that the feature formerly known as “Coffee Mug of the Week” is being altered to “Coffee Mug of the Month.”

We will be switching 75% of our Coffee Mug staff to other parts of the publication, notably our new “Patch of the Week” department.

Thank you for your understanding.

The Editor