Last weekend, the so-called “alt-right” proved themselves to be fascist thugs, not conservatives.
From now on, they are the “alt-Reich.” They are a nauseating disgrace to anything even remotely resembling modern conservatives, and manage to make reactionaries look progressive.
I don’t mind showering before swimming. Unless the pool in question is the Ganges River, Lake Superior, or the Pacific Ocean.
I’m not interested in a divorce from reality. A short separation, on the other hand, seems to be a good idea.
I am the egg-man.
Due to unavoidable cuts in our annual budget for stoneware, the Deputy Assistant Vice-Publisher has mandated that the feature formerly known as “Coffee Mug of the Week” is being altered to “Coffee Mug of the Month.”
We will be switching 75% of our Coffee Mug staff to other parts of the publication, notably our new “Patch of the Week” department.
Thank you for your understanding.
You have to feel bad for companies like GotJunk.com.
A clever company name can turn into an adult movie come-on without warning, sucking the value out of a brand all at no fault of a company.
Dungeon ass, n., a condition caused by spending too long on an adventure involving dice, hit points, and orcs.